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Sucks Demotivational Poster


GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.

TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that damn dog’s name for the life of me.


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm
To true! 5L

SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey

TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

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JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-fucker.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
haha i laughed

416,800 -

TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

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wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4.04/5

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rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm
100% Agreed

TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

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CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
is nice


TAGS: life sucks deal with it
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:03 pm
Amazing... The picture on it's own deserves a 5L let alone the perfect caption...

VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!

LARS ULRICH - Me banging on pots with spoons > Lars Ulrich

TAGS: metallica lars ulrich sucks
Rating: 2.25/5

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Rivaldog - January 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
So if he sucks so bad, why don't you guys go hop on a drum kit and play me some blackened? Battery? Please, and thank you.
burnallbabies - January 29, 2010, 6:49 am
If you can't play, you shouldn't play. Lars ulrichs expiration date went out a long time ago. When milk has gone sour you don't drink it, you fucking throw it away
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 5:04 pm
I really haven't listened to them since Load/Re-load era... yes RTL and Kill'em All, great eff'n albums. He's old, man, FFS! There comes a time when you can't pull it off like you used to - that also means it might be time to hang it up...
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:21 pm
I still think that Ride The Ligthning is one of the greatest metalalbums ever, despite my feelings about Lars! (Master of Puppets is overrated)
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:10 pm
He was in 1986 maybe, but now he is unable to keep it up. Which makes the faster songs incredibly painful to listen to. I have nothing against metallica, just lars' shitty drumming.
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 3:54 pm
As much as I hate what Metallica has become... Lars is still a badass drummer.

MASOCHISM - The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs.

TAGS: the withdrawal sucks
Rating: 4.44/5

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:50 pm
can isuck your tits
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:07 am
Maybe its the Irish in me but yes, redheads are addicting!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 7:00 pm
Woof! There is nothing wrong with that woman.
AdmiralAckbar - August 23, 2010, 6:59 pm
give her some time
Kung-Fu Devil - August 23, 2010, 5:38 pm
She needs to eat a few burgers or something!

THE RAIDERS - The only way they get a Super Bowl Ring is if McDonalds starts puting them in Happy Meals.

TAGS: raiders al davis sucks
Rating: 3.28/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Sad but true. Oh look a Jack A** and a P.O.S. you decide which is which.


TAGS: work sucks smile
Rating: 4.92/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:01 am

F#@K TEAM EDWARD - I'm on team Blade

TAGS: blade twilight sucks
Rating: 3.68/5

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faqo - December 2, 2015, 11:32 pm
fuck u im team edward
nicolbolas09 - May 30, 2011, 11:26 am
Love it. 5 L's


TAGS: it sucks why bother cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

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hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:39 am
cannot resist the power of the egg noodle...
palmat - January 20, 2011, 4:47 am
best one i've ever seen @ motifake.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2011, 7:56 pm
I wouldn't say great...but Thank you kind one.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:27 pm
Great one!


TAGS: war sucks
Rating: 4.98/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:11 am
Sad Stuff .


TAGS: omochao killed more to follow stop posting anime it sucks and so does your mom
Rating: 4.07/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm

PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!

TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

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LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great fucking games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?

MW3 -

TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

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abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L



WHY DOES WINTER SUCK SO MUCH? - Then again, with the Curse of a Permanent Double Facepalm, Everything in the World kinda sucks for me



TAGS: pizza sucks donkey balls cubby
Rating: 5/5

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LD0ne - February 11, 2011, 3:32 pm
i really worked at dominos and got fired because i came to work high as a kite one day and started yelling at the customers... if it wasn't for the Pie thing this might have been mine i only no pi up to the 10th digit
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:50 pm
I knew it!
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:36 pm
Ok......... I did it!!!
Donkasaurus - January 13, 2011, 9:11 pm
I tried to apologize to the narwhal but I got frustrated when I could remember the 47th word of my apology. and it wasn't lava cake mix! It was my special recipe! ;)

BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.



TAGS: beavis butthead mtv sucks today
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:18 am
See, now I got to admit I thought the poster was tongue in cheek .. Boy is my face red.
RonE - August 8, 2011, 2:52 am
Hated the show, the network and just about everything it stood for. Waste of money, time and airspace. But... that is my own POV. Just didn't see why anyone would but to each their own.
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 5:28 pm
That was a good one. My particular fave is when they forget how to pee. Funny as hell, with a Slayer video at the end ("Seasons In the Abyss").
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 8:12 am
I remember this epi5ode. When they worked at that fast food restaurant and ended up chucking everything into the ceiling fan, funniest episode ever
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 12:09 am
MTV just turned 30 this year, but only the VH1 classic site is celebrating it. I stopped watching the main network when they took this show off the air. Now more than then, the Dead Kennedys' song is right: "MTV, Get Off the Air"
Verdeckt - August 7, 2011, 12:00 am
Very a5tute

TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide

TAGS: twilight sucks star wars rocks
Rating: 2.55/5

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Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 4:36 pm
and Luke's her brother.
rnbw00 - August 31, 2011, 4:29 pm
And she did. since she & Han had 3 or 4 kids.

A Show of Hands -


TAGS: october challenge dyslexia neener sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:23 pm

love it!

WARDROBE DECISIONS - Are Much Cooler When You're Fictional

TAGS: mario wardrobe decisions yoshi sucks
Rating: 3.69/5

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boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
kirby has way more to choose from
Cloudchaser - January 11, 2010, 11:09 pm
As if there's really a need to decide when a tanuki fursuit is available

YOUR WIFE - This is when you know that your life sucks.


TAGS: remake challenge wow homelessness sucks
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 1:29 am
Here's the remake.
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 12:32 am
Thanks, guys. This poster is actually a remake of the first motifake I ever made. Ah, memories...
spacedog - August 29, 2010, 11:22 pm
Well done Bart. Virtual Karma 5L
Reality Lord - August 29, 2010, 10:53 pm

that is awesome!!!! i'm a gamer , no not WoW but this is so on the money! 5bitches bart

THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 4/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am

WEIGHT LIFTING - when you struggle to lift 30 pounds, dont try to lift 400.

SOCCER - What do you do when baseball, basketball, football and hockey, are just too hard, and you are too slow to make the track team? Don't worry, we got you covered.


TAGS: culos says puberty sucks
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:36 am
LOL @ Sean...
Sean - September 20, 2011, 11:11 am
Wait a minute. Those things come off? My mom lied to me. I supposed it it also NOT illegal to wear a bicycle helmet without a baseball cap underneith, is it?
Maddness - September 19, 2011, 3:25 pm
Preach it brother thats how I feel

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.

TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

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HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am
u got that right

ANIME - Seriously, What's up with this shit? Gimme Bugs & Daffy anytime

TAGS: anime sucks
Rating: 3.3/5

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LumFan - January 26, 2012, 12:33 am
Sad in that there are plenty of good anime shows out there. Plus, Bugs and Daffy have not been any good since Mel Blanc died. (Well, I did like Space Jam, but that was the exception.)
926010 - March 2, 2010, 2:37 pm
How sad....

NO U - He's also the asshole who brought the economy to it's lowest level in 17 years, Lost millions of jobs, and also, Before him, gas was a dollar.

TAGS: bush sucks
Rating: 2.08/5

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GrimFilth - June 8, 2009, 2:05 pm
Kansas kiddie, really? who chooses the people for the congress then? Even hitler did more good to this world then this retard.
Kansas - August 21, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hey, kids...CONGRESS CONTROLS ECONOMIC POLICY...NOT THE PRESIDENT. Learn how your gov't. works before embarassing yourselves.
RnR - July 28, 2008, 6:13 am
from the last signed EO's it looks like the Zimbabwe situation is going to be escalated over the coming weeks in order to invoke NSPD51 in september or october. But all that is really needed is an "anniversary event" in september...
Zed - July 28, 2008, 5:33 am
... the Patriot Act and Executive Order NSPD 51, which eliminate Habeus Corpus as well as the Sixth, Seventh, and Fourth Amendments to the Bill Of Rights. (Trial by Jury,both Federal and Civil, Search and Seizure) (not Fourth, my bad, switched numbers the
Zed - July 28, 2008, 5:29 am
No, Kathleen, there are plenty of factual things we can blame him for, like TREASON (outing a CIA operative, esp. during wartime), as well as the Patriot Act and Executive Order NSPD 51(which eliminate Habeus Corpus and the Sixth, Seventh, and Second Amen
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:46 pm
This guy's a killer and anyone who supports him is also supporting a killer
Max - June 14, 2008, 9:33 pm
Nobody can argue that he's a fucking dumbass. Nobody. Any idiot with a pulse can have their daddy pull strings so they can barely make it through college.
guy - May 26, 2008, 12:02 am
hey dumbass gas is expensive cause jimmy carter and congress during jimmy carter's presidency signed legislation to make the oil price decided by speculation, dumbass
Neal - May 8, 2008, 11:37 pm
Bush stole some dudes dentures too!
Kathleen - May 8, 2008, 7:08 am
Gas is expensive in most countries these days. Hey, before Bush, my grandfather was alive. Gonna blame him for that too?


TAGS: work sucks beach challenge iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - December 6, 2010, 1:48 am
Nice one Iceman.
Derek - December 5, 2010, 5:14 pm
And it's by Iceman :})
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:24 am
Love it.

SECURITY FEATURES - sponsored by microsoft

THE FAMILY REBEL - I can't believe I have to wait 6 more years to get away from these freaks. To be born here, my Karma must have totally sucked!

DINOSAURS - Thanks for getting us from A to B.


Rethinking -

TAGS: life sucks big time
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - July 3, 2013, 1:47 am
Thanks! :)
spacedog - July 2, 2013, 6:06 pm
Nice one JW.

IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember

TAGS: teen music sucks choice hard
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:36 pm
true 5tory


TAGS: sucks
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 9:02 am

JERSEY SHORE - 2012 cannot get here soon enough.

TAGS: jersey shore sucks 2012 disaster
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 2:00 am
Figures. This is how it all ends...5/5


TAGS: ps3 playstation hardcore gamer gaming sucks
Rating: 2.27/5

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razhneh - December 7, 2010, 12:07 pm
ps3 can go eat a d*ck.
me - August 27, 2009, 2:39 pm
lol... no. i'm not a 360 fan
spencer - August 9, 2009, 6:29 pm
wow you must be a 360 fan. get a real hobby. or jump off a cliff.



TAGS: texas mack brown barry switzer oklahoma hook em football college sucks fail
Rating: 2.41/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:23 am
nice to put up a motifake of your avatar


monopoly - 2013 Edition -

TAGS: monopoly modern 2013 it sucks to be you edition
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - August 26, 2013, 7:22 pm
I call the boot to 5Lay with!


TAGS: snooki mtv sucks music cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

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WinstonShpadoingalJrIII - January 7, 2011, 1:31 pm
MTV has a nice ring to it but, how about CRSSWAUCWCMTV "Crappy Reality Shows With Autotuned Unintelligent Crap We Call Music TV"
Iconoclast - January 2, 2011, 6:14 pm
You feel old?!?!?! I remember, as a child, listening to Guy Lombardo on the radio on New Year's Eve.
coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 6:08 pm
Video killed the radio star... then MTV killed music. R.I.P.
deerbag - January 2, 2011, 8:36 am
MTV was much much much better in the old days

HARD WORK - They always told me that it builds Character. This may be true, but it Still Sucks!!


NOTHING SUCKS - more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

THIS PARTY SUCKS - Let there be wine !

TAGS: party sucks let be wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:05 pm
It's Friday.


DID YOU KNOW... - 70% of athletes go bankrupt? Because they do shit like this with their money

TAGS: this one probably sucks and wont make it past the mods
Rating: 3.44/5

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Derek - January 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
Easy come easy go
Bovee - January 20, 2010, 11:53 am
I like it cause it screams. Why the hell did i do that.
Reason - January 20, 2010, 11:52 am
wow i didnt really think this one was that good
Bovee - January 20, 2010, 11:48 am
5 ho trains here. Thanks for doing the picture justice.


TAGS: wishes shithead you re the one that sucks
Rating: 3.11/5

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rerun - April 26, 2009, 1:17 pm

Hmmm, shithead can't count...that is one wish posted 3 times.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:01 am
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:44 am
Just in case poophead only comes to comment section...don,t want him to miss the fun...lol

DEMOTIVATION - Starburst Sucks, and so do you!

AMERICA - Helps, If they can profit from it!

TAGS: america sucks
Rating: 1.58/5

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theliverking - January 22, 2011, 7:37 pm
just dishin it back havin fun too
rerun - January 22, 2011, 7:35 pm

@liver - chill out. this is an old post & this site is about having fun. If you came here to stir crap up, don't.
theliverking - January 22, 2011, 7:31 pm
America, they still don't pay us when they owe us, and funny how we suck so bad but every other country is becoming Americanized! Foreigners suck my dick!
barockeva - May 7, 2009, 11:14 pm
Leaving the country isn't cheap.
JEREMY - December 2, 2008, 9:30 pm
Or enough sheep or camel to keep them warm at night. So much easier to rip something apart than to build anything from a pile of dirt...
Pluna - July 23, 2008, 9:49 pm
Isn't that the truth! They hate us but they won't leave our country. What were they thinking.. we dont have sand? Or Ugly women?


TAGS: job sucks work low cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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psychosythe - February 7, 2011, 7:46 am
i think sarcasm is part of good service
GySgt1811 - February 6, 2011, 2:15 pm
I was a "pearl-diver" in college long enough to swear I would NEVER hassle a poor soul who had to work in food service. (We always spit in the coffee.) 5 dirty dishrags!
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 9:37 pm
Thanks Buddy
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 9:37 pm
Thanks Buddy
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 9:25 pm



GOOGLE SFW SEARCH - PERHAPS IF AN UNSPECIFIED FEW HAD BEEN a little more restrained, I might still have motifake at work.

TAGS: damn it sucks with no motifake at work and now they expect me to be productive every damn day
Rating: 4.65/5

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guyfox - December 23, 2010, 1:20 am
can I borrow her.....please
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:25 pm



TAGS: high school assignment sucks cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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Cubbybear - July 14, 2010, 2:16 am
I can't stop staring at it too
Chompers - July 14, 2010, 12:40 am
I was going to say something flippant, but your avatar has mellowed me somewhat.
ICEMAN - July 13, 2010, 11:28 pm
With a face like that, who wouldn't like you?
Chompers - July 13, 2010, 11:23 pm
I liked high school, but I was also well liked


TAGS: hollywood sucks
Rating: 4.13/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 9:00 pm
Anyone know what this movie is, because to me it looks like a Japanese Frankenstein?

TODAY - For some it’s a pool of hope For others it’s a toilet To bad your pool is down stream

TAGS: sucks to be you
Rating: 4.12/5

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PISSING OFF THE WAITER - Oh he'll give you lemons, but that's not lemonade.



LEAVE THE STRESS BEHIND - and when your done eat three whoppers then go buy a pack of smokes your life sucks


TAGS: neighbors dennis know it all sucks
Rating: 3.5/5

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2009, 12:49 pm
His grandpa is taking him to the "National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes" meeting?

90210 - Why? Really....why?

TAGS: 1990 s tv sucks cubby mind gone
Rating: 3.38/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 1:40 am
spelling error! ;)


TAGS: cash bar sucks donkey ba lls
Rating: 3.31/5

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MuddySoapfish - November 19, 2011, 8:16 pm
especially in the ballroom ...
Derek - October 6, 2009, 7:35 pm
I suppose it could be "Blitz" instead of "Bliss"...
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:56 pm
Too true. I've tried. 5/5


TAGS: racism sucks
Rating: 3.21/5

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R.S.Jake - January 12, 2010, 12:21 pm
District 9! LOL!

LOOK, KIDS! A FALLING STAR! - Make a wish!

IMMORTALITY - Sucks, when you're a Zombie !


SPREAD THE WEATLH - The wealth...where did it go...it's gone...is it under your bed?

TAGS: obama sucks
Rating: 2.66/5

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La Taza de Gloria - October 24, 2008, 6:54 pm
yes actually it is how very insightful

THAT'S RIGHT - Because naming a place something like Myanmar will deflect Natural Disasters!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.53/5

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Jmac0585 - October 30, 2009, 4:09 pm
of year...
Jmac0585 - October 30, 2009, 4:04 pm
I think it's wonderful that Red China is allowing folks like pantha to use the infernalnet again. How is Beijing this time if year?
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:05 pm
I don't think U S Citizen has been watching the news lately. Still waiting on the Twin Towers Memorial and Katrina Recovery. Yay, free market
Torkil The Destroyer - May 30, 2009, 6:13 am
This was actually really funny! U.S. Citizen - Do i detect irony?
YANGAS - April 1, 2009, 10:12 pm
EVERYONE ELSE: the people that are too afraid to challenge us in person, do it over the internet
D-chi - November 2, 2008, 3:17 pm
Lulz. Also, naming it "Miami" may actually attract natural disasters.
U.S. Citizen - May 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
And within 6 months of this Tornado, the American City will look brand new again... thank you Free Market economy!
Funny Man - May 21, 2008, 12:06 am

GOLDEN GAME BOY - Nope. It still sucks.

THE DISNEY CHANNEL - Making whores out of drama queens since Mickey Mouse died

TAGS: disney channel sucks
Rating: 2.3/5

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themansn - February 9, 2011, 8:44 am
@rnr: since when? It also came to my ears that Walt is in cryogenic storage
RnR - September 6, 2008, 11:54 pm
Walt will just turn in his grave.. he isn't frozen at all, just rotting away in the ground like so many others
Disney Fan - September 6, 2008, 11:13 pm
It's sad how the Disney company is run nowadays, Walt Disney would emerge from cryogenic storage just to freeze himself AGAIN!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 18, 2008, 4:06 pm
- killed him in that ritual back in 1992. Still, it was going too far when they shoved his mutilated little corpse into Walt's freezer. If they ever get Walt going again, he'll have a heart attack at the sight of it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 18, 2008, 4:04 pm
Poor Mickey. After Minnie left him in 1978, he started doing too much coke, then came the drinking and snorting chopped up animation cels of Bosko and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. It's no wonder Michael Eisner-

HOW DO YOU SAY "THANK YOU" - In German you little bitch!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.2/5

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n00bium - August 1, 2009, 12:52 pm
I still dont get why germans should thank america for whoopin their asses. France could say "Thanks." but hey youre the reason why our neighbour still speaks gay! (Yup, its long enough ago to make fun off in Germany.). P.S. The First Commenteer was right.
Woody - July 18, 2009, 4:06 pm
what xxx is trying to say is there was no real fighting, only words, a few movies and the 1976 thru 1992 Summer and winter games was on the way of it. But no blood was spilled.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 4:59 pm
xxx - How can you say that? The USA is still here and the USSR no longer exists. The Soviet Union did lose-lose and the US won-won.
xxx - April 1, 2009, 4:54 pm
no one has won cold war..... it was a lose-lose situation
Mark - February 18, 2009, 10:49 pm
From Canada - The Russians had more to do with winning WWII than Canada did, but they'd be speaking German right now if the US hadn't given them armaments and opened the second front on D-day. After WWII the USSR did lose the Cold War.
From Canada - February 18, 2009, 10:38 pm
The russians won WWII
LogicDude - January 14, 2009, 8:23 am
That's called tipping the scale from "losing" to "winning" Timmy.
Divine Plan - January 13, 2009, 11:58 pm
Lol, they only saved people in WW2 because they didn't join in till the end...
Velin - September 22, 2008, 7:09 am
I think it is "danke"

THE REAL AMERICAN DREAM - 1. Find great jokes 2. Steal them 3. Tell them again but change one part.

TAGS: dane cook crook steals jokes carlos mencia also sucks and is racisrt
Rating: 2/5

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dave - June 20, 2009, 1:09 am
THE REAL AMERICAN DREAM. 1. get groups of four. 2. get a 30 pack, a fifth, a pizza, and a puzzle. 3. first group done wins.

LOVE SUCKS - wen da 1 u luv duznt luv u bak

TAGS: love sucks
Rating: 1.86/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 7:18 pm
When the one you love doesn't love you back... it's you. And reality.
Bob Chin - March 6, 2009, 11:38 am
Why so srsly??? There are nearly 48k posters on the site. Many are in this league, Bring me the ClobberHammer
Santa - March 6, 2009, 11:24 am
Holy shit that must be the worst poster ever. seriously

SELF HATRED - Because even the best intentions can end up killing your best friend

Justice at last -

I put people on hold -

Reflection -

THE ECONOMY - Even Phydeaux is having a hard time getting people on the bus.

think your job is the pits? -

TAGS: think your job sucks
Rating: 4.75/5

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steve1961 - January 27, 2014, 11:45 am
I think everyone who is discriminated against is discriminaed for no reason...hence discrimination.
GaryO - January 26, 2014, 7:40 pm
Dear ‘guest’, within the realm of Motifake, steve1961 is a synonym for sarcasm….now quit causing me to cease laughing. Steve’s cynicism is pretty much all I’ve got.
- January 26, 2014, 7:19 pm
No relation to Elliot Ness actually, untouchables are a caste/race of people based on the ancient Hindu caste system. Like Roman Catholics and Orthodox Syrians or something like that. Only, the untouchables were discriminated against for no reason.
steve1961 - January 26, 2014, 1:09 pm
Good thing for Elliot Ness then I guess...
- January 26, 2014, 12:42 pm
Sewer diving is not a job reserved for the untouchables and their children. There was a time like that, but thankfully that period is over now. The untouchables are the privileged minority of India now.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 9:03 pm
If you haven't already, post this over at work totally sucks.
EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2014, 8:39 pm
This is how India treats the "Untouchables". They can't escape this destiny, nor are their children allowed to escape. They might as well be slaves.

More Proof -

TAGS: phillip hoffman money overdose sucks to be you
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 9, 2014, 1:29 am
Inexorable death and consequences of foolishness.
maoworks2 - April 8, 2014, 5:53 pm
Have Everything And Do That ?

KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? - Working for the minimum wage...

TAGS: vampire sucks minimum wage
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:28 am
I bet she's enjoying it.